They say that every fourteen days, a language dies. The statistic isn't alarming, after all there are supposedly seven thousand languages in the world. That a language dies every two weeks, is just a statistic. The concern comes with the knowledge that a language dies because it has been forgotten. Thus it dies without recognition, without farewell and without acknowledgment. It was merely there before, a communication bridge once upon a literary dream - now a nothing. This fascinating tool that we use to interact with our fellow human beings is lost. And we don't care. The Eskimos, they say, had a hundred words for snow.
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My grandfather was the strongest man I ever met. If you’ve ever seen someone on TV perform some superhuman feat of strength and thought that it wasn’t real, you’ve never met my grandfather. I have seen him rip a telephone book in half. He reached his full height of 6”4’ at the age of fourteen, and by the age of fifteen he had left school to work in the metal works. No one thought twice about it, because he was more than capable of the work and looked older than he was.
I am not strong. My joints frequently hurt, although I do not think I can convey to you how much of an understatement the word ‘hurt’
Perry judged the distance as carefully as he could. This was important. Finally, he swung the club and the ball bounced off the wall, a giant metal giraffe, Doofenshmirtz's head, and a passing plane, landing perfectly in the hole.
Doofenshmirtz leaned on his club. "No one likes a show-off, Perry the Platypus." He lined up a shot, but missed and hit his foot. "Argh!"
Perry sniggered silently, until he saw something out of the corner of his eye. He turned around and stared. Suddenly, he didn't feel like laughing anymore.
Doofenshmirtz rubbed his foot. "Oh, very funny. That's right! Laugh it up! I..." He trailed off. "Perry the Platypus?"
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